Political Humor

Ye Olde Tea Partiers Instant Guide to Political Buzzwords

Ye Olde Tea Partiers Instant Guide to Political Buzzwords

Attention Patriots! Are you sick and tired of getting your gonads handed to you by those smarty-britches liberals, with their pesky “facts?” Well, if you’re like me, and you just want to reach through your computer screen and throttle their lefty asses for being so smug, but you can’t, because of something called physics, then here’s what you do:

by Bruce Lindner· · Political Humor
Didn’t conservatives use to be tough?  or  “Where have all the cowboys gone?”

Didn’t conservatives use to be tough? or “Where have all the cowboys gone?”

Once, there were herds of Manly Conservatives thundering across the country. He strode the land as a colossus, secure in the knowledge that he was the epitome of all that was good and strong in America. John Wayne was his role model. Ronald Reagan, his idol. John Rambo, his non-gay man-crush. But, alas, they are gone now.

by Justin Rosario· · Political Humor
Dear Birthers: Let’s Make a Deal

Dear Birthers: Let’s Make a Deal

You win! You’ve worn us down. It’s time for president Obama to tell us who he really is, or he has to go back to Kenya. You’ve made your case. Fellow patriots of the movement, I’m with ya’!

by Bruce Lindner· · Political Humor
You Might be a Teabagger If…..

You Might be a Teabagger If…..

1) You’re offended at any suggestion that the Tea Party is racist, even though nobody objects when people show up at your rallies with blatantly racist signs and slogans…

by Bruce Lindner· · Political Humor
You Might Be A Republican If…

You Might Be A Republican If…

You believe George W. Bush’s redistribution of middle-class tax cuts to the top 1% of tax-payers was good for America, but Obama’s plan to return it to the middle class is ‘socialism.’…

by Bruce Lindner· · Political Humor