George Takei Just F*cking HUMILIATED Trump Over His Russian ‘Golden Showers’ Adventure (TWEETS)

In case you have not heard, an addendum to the intelligence report on Russian hacking that was delivered to both President Barack Obama and President-elect Trump has just about something for anyone — including a rather hilarious bit involving The Donald, Barack Obama’s bed, and pee. Initial reports surrounding the two-page addendum indicated that a former British spy had obtained a slew of information on Trump including “compromising personal and financial information” obtained by the Russians during Trump’s visits to Moscow, but it was not until Buzzfeed got ahold of the former spy’s report that things got interesting.

Trump had stayed at a Ritz-Carlton in Moscow, where he was allegedly filmed hiring a number of prostitutes to come to his hotel room and urinate on the bed in front of him.

According to CNN, who did not report the full details initially because the report has not been fully verified by intelligence agencies as of yet, the information comes from someone who is known by United States intelligence and considered to be “credible.”

Naturally, legendary actor and constant thorn in Trump’s side George Takei couldn’t resist the opportunity to have some fun with this:

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The report sent Trump into a frenzy, with The Donald tweeting an all-caps, panicky denial in which he once again calls information he doesn’t like “fake news” and a “total political witch hunt”:

While it is important to note that the information is still in the early stages of vetting, Trump has been recorded — willingly and multiple times — admitting that he finds his daughter sexually attractive, so paying some nice Russian ladies to urinate on furniture isn’t exactly outside the realm of possibility. While there is nothing wrong with whatever two consenting adults choose to do behind closed doors as long as no one gets hurt, it was well-known at the time that Russian intelligence was monitoring that hotel, so it probably wasn’t the best time and place for a piss-party even if Trump did manage to lock down a bed his arch-nemesis Barack Obama had once slept in for the festivities.

The summary handed to Barack Obama warns that Trump has been compromised — and if this is the information coming out of it in the early stages, what is to come is likely downright horrifying.


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